eeeekk!!! I can't believe I'm leaving soon. Agnes is coming tomorrow and I'll be meeting her in Jo'burg airport. I can't wait to see her and travel to Cape Town together. The volunteers here want to go to a strip club in Jo'burg so hopefully we can go tomorrow when we pick up Agnes. That will be her first experience in Jo'burg... the strip club. I wish that was my first place I went to the first time I arrived in South Africa!
So I've been working hard this week trying to get everything organized so I can finish my work and travel. I can't believe I won't be here anymore in 3 weeks time. Over here, I started getting hooked on American Idol and now I can't wait to go home and watch who wins! Also, who knew so many people are on facebook?!?! Where have I been all this time?? Anyways, as you can see, this is quite a random blog. I'm sitting here at work and now have finished everything at the hospice so i'm just taking some time before I have to meet up with a nurse and do some diet counseling.
Over at the children's home, i've been doing some swallowing assessments, not really sure if I'm allowed to do them because I haven't been practically trained to do it... but .. oh well~! I gave them a training on healthy eating and dysphagia management. They seemed to really like it. I even did demonstrations on proper ways of feeding, how we normally swallow (with a cookie) and thickened fluids. No one fell asleep! I even get to sign a certificate of attendance for them! I feel special, they feel special.. so it's all good.
Anyways, I'll try to post up those Sun City pics soon but if not, you'll have to wait to see them for real when I get home.
ciao!
ps- Derek, it doesn't count as a comment when you don't even comment about what i've been doing here!!! Happy bday!
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Thursday, March 15, 2007
Long time no Blog!
So some of you may have already heard that I'm coming home april 13. I couldn't change my flight and I didn't want to buy a new ticket just so i can stay longer in europe. I'll just go another time. So that means, this coming weekend is one of the last few weeks that I will be in South Africa. I'm sad to go. But I think it's for the better that I leave. Or else, I'll just keep on getting fatter and fatter and lazier and lazier. I have learned how to cook really well though. I have cooked three separate times here for the volunteers and they have all said it was good!
So next friday, Agnes will be coming to Jo'burg and we're staying in a backpackers for 2 nights before heading down to Cape Town. We don't have our own transportation so we're going to take the BazBus or try to make friends with people who drive =).
Last weekend, Anne and I met up with two girls from Holland who are staying in Pretoria. It's about 50 km away from us. We went out partying on friday night, then got up super early on saturday morning to drive to Sun City. It's a big resort in the middle of no where, about 2 hours away from Pretoria. It has a huge swimming pool that has big waves running every 1.5 minutes. They even have fake sand by the beach pool! We bought this special deal where you pay R120 instead of R65 so you get in the actual resort, plus get in the beach pool, and get lunch and tokens for games. Everything was all good until I went to the casino with everyone's tokens, hoping to change it to coins for the slots, and they turned me down saying that those tokens are only for children's games. So we played those instead. Not as special as slots... but that's ok.
We braaid on a camp site near Pilanesburg, a game park beside Sun City. We thought we could just do a last-minute decision on bbqing but that was obviously a mistake. We had no matches, no charcoal, no light, no cutlery, no plates, nothing. So we went to the campsite's store to get food, cutlery and drinks, and borrow/took everything else from our camping neighbours. It was special. Four girls braaing for the first times. I ate my meat practically raw because I was too hungry and i couldn't see if it was fine or not cuz we had no light. But I didn't die of E. coli so it's all good.
we got up super early AGAIN to do a morning game drive on our own. We saw tons of animals. We also saw people who saw a lion just 10 seconds before we got there. That still counts. I slept barely a wink the night before though because I had a dinky thin foam mattress while everyone else had big air mattresses. I shouldn't have been so nice as to give away my air mattress. But I heard impalas eating around our tent. I thought it was another man trying to get into our tent but it wasn't. There was an ostrich in our campsite too. I ran away like a mo-fo cuz I heard they can poke your eyes out!
Anyways, now it's 7:15 am and I have to go to work. This blog was quite boring... sorry about that! I was waiting for tom to call but he never did =(. I'll put up pics of Sun City/Pilanesburg soon.
So next friday, Agnes will be coming to Jo'burg and we're staying in a backpackers for 2 nights before heading down to Cape Town. We don't have our own transportation so we're going to take the BazBus or try to make friends with people who drive =).
Last weekend, Anne and I met up with two girls from Holland who are staying in Pretoria. It's about 50 km away from us. We went out partying on friday night, then got up super early on saturday morning to drive to Sun City. It's a big resort in the middle of no where, about 2 hours away from Pretoria. It has a huge swimming pool that has big waves running every 1.5 minutes. They even have fake sand by the beach pool! We bought this special deal where you pay R120 instead of R65 so you get in the actual resort, plus get in the beach pool, and get lunch and tokens for games. Everything was all good until I went to the casino with everyone's tokens, hoping to change it to coins for the slots, and they turned me down saying that those tokens are only for children's games. So we played those instead. Not as special as slots... but that's ok.
We braaid on a camp site near Pilanesburg, a game park beside Sun City. We thought we could just do a last-minute decision on bbqing but that was obviously a mistake. We had no matches, no charcoal, no light, no cutlery, no plates, nothing. So we went to the campsite's store to get food, cutlery and drinks, and borrow/took everything else from our camping neighbours. It was special. Four girls braaing for the first times. I ate my meat practically raw because I was too hungry and i couldn't see if it was fine or not cuz we had no light. But I didn't die of E. coli so it's all good.
we got up super early AGAIN to do a morning game drive on our own. We saw tons of animals. We also saw people who saw a lion just 10 seconds before we got there. That still counts. I slept barely a wink the night before though because I had a dinky thin foam mattress while everyone else had big air mattresses. I shouldn't have been so nice as to give away my air mattress. But I heard impalas eating around our tent. I thought it was another man trying to get into our tent but it wasn't. There was an ostrich in our campsite too. I ran away like a mo-fo cuz I heard they can poke your eyes out!
Anyways, now it's 7:15 am and I have to go to work. This blog was quite boring... sorry about that! I was waiting for tom to call but he never did =(. I'll put up pics of Sun City/Pilanesburg soon.
Wednesday, March 7, 2007
Made it out of Zim alive!!!!
I’m back from Zimbabwe in one piece! Phew! Man… it was an exhilarating trip to say the least. Let me see, we started the trip at 12 am on Thursday, March 2, 2007. We (when I say we, I mean definitely NOT ME) drove for 16 hours straight to get to Victoria Falls. The nearest village was 2 hours away from the border of South Africa and Zim. We stopped at Bulawayo, Zim, a small rustic city that had many gas stations, but no gas except for ONE station. We had to exchange our South African Rands to Zim dollars and did it illegally with a guy who was selling them for 1000 zim dollars = R1. The official rate was 33 zim dollars = R1. This country is messed up.
So anyways, after the secretive trading of money in our respective cars due to the high security around the area, we were on our way to Vic Falls. The backpackers was a really cosy place run by South Africans. Guess what?! There were sooo many Canadians that stayed at the Victoria Falls Backpackers. I saw in their guestbook that there was a couple from Delta, BC just a few days before we arrived. By then the Canucks was winning 5 games in a row. I’m sure they’ve gone downhill by now.
They had a brown pet pig roaming around their camp area which woke us up in the mornings. If you stroked its neck area it would just fall down to the floor with ecstasy. It was really funny to see.
Vic Falls was magnificent! We took a helicopter ride above the Zambezi River and canoed in the croc and hippo infested waters. I was super scared for the first couple of hours in the canoe but my beefy, Tyson Beckford look-a-like guide told me to chill out. We saw a few hippos about 50 meters away and that was close enough for me, thank you very much. Our guide, his name is Blessed, got knocked out of his canoe twice by hippos in his life time and he cried like a pussy and wanted to quit his job… but didn’t end up doing it.
Rob got robbed (no pun intended) by some street crooks who traded him fake money for his R300. That’s like $50CDN . People felt bad for him. I just thought he was an idiot but I didn’t tell him that =). Who doesn’t check the money before you exchange with a street crook… come on now…Actually I think I did tell him that.
Zoltan got caught speeding and we paid off the two policeman 20 000 zim dollars (about $3 US) so then we didn’t end up in jail. We seriously got stopped by the police at least every hour on the highway.
We ran out of petrol in the middle of the highway, about 80 km away from the border on our way home. So Zoltan towed us with a super sketchy rope we bought off of some random guy on the road for the whole way back up to the border. The rope ripped at one point in the middle of the night and all of us were facing every direction to look for tsotsis or lions who wanted to hunt us down while Zoltan fixed the rope. The policeman at the border crossing gate told us that we will go to jail cuz we were towing with a rope rather than a tow bar. So we paid him off and we didn’t end up going to jail. We pushed the car across the Zim and South Africa border crossings and finally made it to a petrol station, which was only 200 meters away but on a friggin hill!!!! Luckily, I was steering while others pushed the car.
I think that pretty much covers all the highlights of my trip to Zimbabwe. I still loved it, even after all the excitement. I didn’t end up going white water rafting on the Zambezi River because the water level was too high and much too dangerous. That means, I gotta go back to Vic Falls again to do the most dangerous white water rafting in the world. There were tons more things that happened but they are much funnier to tell in person.
Anyways, hope to hear from you guys soon!
Miss you and love you lots!
So anyways, after the secretive trading of money in our respective cars due to the high security around the area, we were on our way to Vic Falls. The backpackers was a really cosy place run by South Africans. Guess what?! There were sooo many Canadians that stayed at the Victoria Falls Backpackers. I saw in their guestbook that there was a couple from Delta, BC just a few days before we arrived. By then the Canucks was winning 5 games in a row. I’m sure they’ve gone downhill by now.
They had a brown pet pig roaming around their camp area which woke us up in the mornings. If you stroked its neck area it would just fall down to the floor with ecstasy. It was really funny to see.
Vic Falls was magnificent! We took a helicopter ride above the Zambezi River and canoed in the croc and hippo infested waters. I was super scared for the first couple of hours in the canoe but my beefy, Tyson Beckford look-a-like guide told me to chill out. We saw a few hippos about 50 meters away and that was close enough for me, thank you very much. Our guide, his name is Blessed, got knocked out of his canoe twice by hippos in his life time and he cried like a pussy and wanted to quit his job… but didn’t end up doing it.
Rob got robbed (no pun intended) by some street crooks who traded him fake money for his R300. That’s like $50CDN . People felt bad for him. I just thought he was an idiot but I didn’t tell him that =). Who doesn’t check the money before you exchange with a street crook… come on now…Actually I think I did tell him that.
Zoltan got caught speeding and we paid off the two policeman 20 000 zim dollars (about $3 US) so then we didn’t end up in jail. We seriously got stopped by the police at least every hour on the highway.
We ran out of petrol in the middle of the highway, about 80 km away from the border on our way home. So Zoltan towed us with a super sketchy rope we bought off of some random guy on the road for the whole way back up to the border. The rope ripped at one point in the middle of the night and all of us were facing every direction to look for tsotsis or lions who wanted to hunt us down while Zoltan fixed the rope. The policeman at the border crossing gate told us that we will go to jail cuz we were towing with a rope rather than a tow bar. So we paid him off and we didn’t end up going to jail. We pushed the car across the Zim and South Africa border crossings and finally made it to a petrol station, which was only 200 meters away but on a friggin hill!!!! Luckily, I was steering while others pushed the car.
I think that pretty much covers all the highlights of my trip to Zimbabwe. I still loved it, even after all the excitement. I didn’t end up going white water rafting on the Zambezi River because the water level was too high and much too dangerous. That means, I gotta go back to Vic Falls again to do the most dangerous white water rafting in the world. There were tons more things that happened but they are much funnier to tell in person.
Anyways, hope to hear from you guys soon!
Miss you and love you lots!
The Great Victoria Falls. Just for those who care, it was traditionally called a name that meant "the smoke that thunders" because people back in the day thought it was a monster who made smoke and you can hear the waterfall, which people thought was a roar of some sort. They never got close enough to realize that it was a waterfall. Livingstone canoed up to it and discovered that it was a huge waterfall and named it after the Queen of England at the time, Queen Victoria. 
Our Zimbabwe crew. Sebi, I've taken that hat everywhere now!
The amount of money spent on just a cheap dinner!!! All together, it was 665,000 Zim Dollars. The merchants carried their money in huge garbage bags.
My first snack. Our trip started at 12 am, my first snack was at 12:05 am. Germans boys, check out my hat!
We were totally drenched when visiting the Victoria Falls and had to rent these super hot raincoats.
At the waterfalls, imitating monkeys.
This is a view from the helicopter. We picked numbers to figure out who gets to sit in the front with the pilot. I won! Zoltan and Zsolka in the back of the helicopter.
And here I am in the front seat!! I think I get pampered with this group of volunteers cuz technically I didn't win the front seat but they let me sit there anyways. Plus they didn't let me push the car... hehehe oh well. Damn straight I'm a princess!
This is us pushing the car across the bridge that divides South Africa and Zimbabwe. I mostly took pictures, and steered. But I pushed like crazy when I had the chance!! Below is a picture of our first rope. 
This was a picture taken after the sketchy rope broke the first time when it was daylight. A South African gave us this new hot pink rope which broke AGAIN in the middle of the night.
Our canoe crew! Anne had a guide as well. He was the uncle to our super hot beefy guide, Blessed. The uncle's name was Witness.
My super hot, beefy guide was in my canoe cuz i refused to go with Rob or Zoltan.
Well, that's all folks. this blog took me forever to upload so you better appreciate it and comment on how much effort i put in for you people!
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
ZIMBABWE here I come!!!
Hey everyone
It's 7 pm right now and we're leaving for Zimbabwe exactly midnight. We want to get to the border by the time it opens (6 am) and we want to be the first people there so we don't have to wait in line. We wanted to go white water rafting on the Zambezi River but apparently they have cancelled all trips because the rapids are too dangerous. Hopefully by the time we get there, they will re-open the place.
I drove a manual car today! Well just for a few minutes, then I gave up cuz i kept on stalling the car when trying to park on a hill. Otherwise, I think I was doing pretty well up to that point.
I have been trying to post up my pics but this internet connection is so slow and I'm too impatient to wait for so long =)
There's this one East Indian dude who smells really bad. Not from a curry smell, but more like a BO, haven't showered in a long time and every oriface of his body stanks so badly kinda smell. Anyways, he mentioned that we should have one big gigantic tent for the 4 of us so then we don't take up space in the car for his tent. I quickly shut that idea down!!! I'd rather have another chance of getting molested like in Swaziland than not be able to breathe!
Don't worry, he doesn't know my blog site so he won't read this. But for those who know who i'm talking about, you know what I'm talking about!
I have news from back home! My brother bought a house and now i have a new room to use! I'm going to turn it into a games/dance/guest bedroom. It's going to have all of my bro's playstations and nintendos, big mirrors so I can see myself while dancing, and a bed for those who want to sleep over at my house =) Apparently he bought the new Wii game and his gf bought the new Xbox so I can have all his old games. We rented PS 2 here in Sizanani for a couple of nights and I totally rocked everyone's asses.
I am going to stay in London and stay at Krista's place for a bit. Then travel to amsterdam to visit my family. I think I already told you guys that. If I have a chance, I'm going to visit the two Dutch girls I met here and possibly my pretty German boys!!! It was so weird to say goodbye to your close friends when you know that you may not see them again.
Anyways, so as you may have realized, this is just me rambling because I'm too psyched about Zimbabwe and I had nothing else to do tonight except wait another 5 hours until we get into our rental Nissan ??Almero?? for a another 5 hour wait until the border, then another day's worth of driving to Victoria Falls. haha... fun eh??
PS- Don't laugh when you hear me talk for the first time ok?? I have started rolling my RRRR's like eveyrone else and instead of saying "eh??" at the end of a sentence like typical Canadians, I say "nehh??" like a black South African.
Hopefully you get to see some pictures from my trip to Zimbabwe soon!
It's 7 pm right now and we're leaving for Zimbabwe exactly midnight. We want to get to the border by the time it opens (6 am) and we want to be the first people there so we don't have to wait in line. We wanted to go white water rafting on the Zambezi River but apparently they have cancelled all trips because the rapids are too dangerous. Hopefully by the time we get there, they will re-open the place.
I drove a manual car today! Well just for a few minutes, then I gave up cuz i kept on stalling the car when trying to park on a hill. Otherwise, I think I was doing pretty well up to that point.
I have been trying to post up my pics but this internet connection is so slow and I'm too impatient to wait for so long =)
There's this one East Indian dude who smells really bad. Not from a curry smell, but more like a BO, haven't showered in a long time and every oriface of his body stanks so badly kinda smell. Anyways, he mentioned that we should have one big gigantic tent for the 4 of us so then we don't take up space in the car for his tent. I quickly shut that idea down!!! I'd rather have another chance of getting molested like in Swaziland than not be able to breathe!
Don't worry, he doesn't know my blog site so he won't read this. But for those who know who i'm talking about, you know what I'm talking about!
I have news from back home! My brother bought a house and now i have a new room to use! I'm going to turn it into a games/dance/guest bedroom. It's going to have all of my bro's playstations and nintendos, big mirrors so I can see myself while dancing, and a bed for those who want to sleep over at my house =) Apparently he bought the new Wii game and his gf bought the new Xbox so I can have all his old games. We rented PS 2 here in Sizanani for a couple of nights and I totally rocked everyone's asses.
I am going to stay in London and stay at Krista's place for a bit. Then travel to amsterdam to visit my family. I think I already told you guys that. If I have a chance, I'm going to visit the two Dutch girls I met here and possibly my pretty German boys!!! It was so weird to say goodbye to your close friends when you know that you may not see them again.
Anyways, so as you may have realized, this is just me rambling because I'm too psyched about Zimbabwe and I had nothing else to do tonight except wait another 5 hours until we get into our rental Nissan ??Almero?? for a another 5 hour wait until the border, then another day's worth of driving to Victoria Falls. haha... fun eh??
PS- Don't laugh when you hear me talk for the first time ok?? I have started rolling my RRRR's like eveyrone else and instead of saying "eh??" at the end of a sentence like typical Canadians, I say "nehh??" like a black South African.
Hopefully you get to see some pictures from my trip to Zimbabwe soon!
Monday, February 19, 2007
Happy Chinese New Year in South Africa!
Happy Chinese New Year everyone! I spent the whole day at the second biggest Buddhist Temple in the Southern Hemisphere yesterday. Can you believe that this temple is built right here in Bronkhurstspruit, South Africa?? Who knew there were so many asians over here. I seriously don't know where they all came from. I would see maybe one or two in a day at the most, but yesterday there were swarms of them! I felt like I was back in Vancouver, walking the night market in Richmond or something. The asian girls look exactly the same as in Vancouver/Hongkong. None of them have big asses as you would assume, living in big ass country South Africa.
We watched the dragon and lion dance then walked around the place for some good ol' chinese cookin'. I missed home so much because there was chinese food everywhere!!! It was also the firs time I saw recycling bins!! I was so happy i took a picture of them. People here don't recycle. They just throw away they're shit on the grass and burn it. Thank goodness for asians for thinking recycling =)
Then there was some kungfu fighting dances (tingtingting ting ting ting ting ting "kungfu fighting melody") and some gumboot dancing. The gumboot dancers were so cute. They were little african boys with big man's gumboots and doing the stomp basically.
I saw a cute asian girl and she totally looked like veronica and so not part of this world. I'm sure she was from somewhere in North America with her stylish looks.
On saturday, I abused the driver of the care centre that i work at and got him to drop me off in town to do some window shopping and pick me up a few hours later =). I don't know why I didn't take advantage of him earlier!
Anyways, I can't wait until Agnes and I meet up and head down to Cape Town. I want to either do the highest bungee jump in the world, or cage dive with great white sharks! Tell me what you guys think I should do.
Bye for now!
PS- thanks to those who have been leaving comments on my blog! Namely, eugene, aj, diana, julia and agnes. AHEM..... I DON'T SEE ANYONE ELSE LEAVING COMMENTS AND I KNOW YOU GUYS HAVE GMAIL ACCOUNTS!
We watched the dragon and lion dance then walked around the place for some good ol' chinese cookin'. I missed home so much because there was chinese food everywhere!!! It was also the firs time I saw recycling bins!! I was so happy i took a picture of them. People here don't recycle. They just throw away they're shit on the grass and burn it. Thank goodness for asians for thinking recycling =)
Then there was some kungfu fighting dances (tingtingting ting ting ting ting ting "kungfu fighting melody") and some gumboot dancing. The gumboot dancers were so cute. They were little african boys with big man's gumboots and doing the stomp basically.
I saw a cute asian girl and she totally looked like veronica and so not part of this world. I'm sure she was from somewhere in North America with her stylish looks.
On saturday, I abused the driver of the care centre that i work at and got him to drop me off in town to do some window shopping and pick me up a few hours later =). I don't know why I didn't take advantage of him earlier!
Anyways, I can't wait until Agnes and I meet up and head down to Cape Town. I want to either do the highest bungee jump in the world, or cage dive with great white sharks! Tell me what you guys think I should do.
Bye for now!
PS- thanks to those who have been leaving comments on my blog! Namely, eugene, aj, diana, julia and agnes. AHEM..... I DON'T SEE ANYONE ELSE LEAVING COMMENTS AND I KNOW YOU GUYS HAVE GMAIL ACCOUNTS!
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
swazi pictures
Hello my darrrrrlin's
So I realized, I don't have the greatest pictures from Swaziland. I did take a really long video of some Swazi dancing but I'm too lazy to post that one up. So let's see what I haven't told you about. I'm starting work at the disabled children's home now. It's unbelievably disorganized there but I won't even get started on that.
I think I'm going to extend my trip later and stay in Holland for about two weeks to visit my family. That means I won't see my parents when I get home because they will be in China by the time I get back. That means... PARTY AT MY HOUSE! I love making traditional south african cooking so when I get home, I can cook for all y'all! I think that is why my ass is growing so much... cuz i have two lunches and two dinners all the time.
So here they are!
This is the old beehive hut we stayed in for one night in Swaziland. I looooooooooooved my little beehive.
My pretty furry sandals which I was not allowed to buy because it was cruel to animals... but i still loved them.
This is Rob, one of the new Dutch volunteers. He's here with his gf (fake wife) Anne. They had to lie cuz if they didn't, they were not allowed to stay in the same house, much less in the same room.
OH PUMBA!!!! I ate his relative on one of the nights we stayed in Mlilwane National Park. The night before eating Pumba's friend, I ate Blesbok (an antelope family). It was a little too gamey for my liking. Pumba was good though. The picture below is the Blesbok. 
The blesbok ended up on my plate =)
The picture below was Pumba's little friend.
This is my little friend the Hippo. The guide took us on a little walk around the estuary and we were only about 10 meters away from them... separated by water thankgoodness.
These icing sugar topped nyalas were roaming all around our beehive huts.
Anyways, that's all folks!
Friday, February 9, 2007
My pretty German boys are leaving me
Hey boys and girls,
So this week has been a total write-off. I went away to Swaziland last weekend but didn't get home until monday midday because... well we wanted to stay an extra day there. I think with the combination of PMSing, lazy employees, and my Germans leaving me, I accomplished absolutely nothing at work. Oh well... there's always next week.
So far, I've had at least 2 people tell me my ass is growing into a beautiful black woman's ass. Hopefully it'll go down to normal size by the time I get home.
I bought TONS of things in beautiful Swaziland and spent way too much money. Sorry guys, didn't buy anything for you guys yet but i'll keep on searching =).
Oh I totally forgot about my scary night in Swaziland. Anne and I were sleeping in a tent in the camping ground of the backpacker's hostel one night, and I was woken up by the sound of, what I thought was, a thunderstorm. Instead, it was a man trying to unzip my tent's doorway! He tried to open it ever so slowly... click... click... click... and I saw his knees and hand. I yelped like a mofo, closed the zipper shut and tried to listen for the man. I woke Anne up and she totally didn't believe me and told me to go back to sleep, until we BOTH heard him behind our tent! Luckily, before we went to bed I met the security guard, Patrus. He told me to call out his name if I see someone that is not him... (When he said this i thought, how am i gonna tell if it's him or not in the dark?!?!) So anyways, I called out his name, again like a MOFO, and he came to my rescue. He ran after the guy and beat him with his stick to a pulp!
PHEW!!! what a nite! After that, we were put in a dorm room with a lock. There were two boys with us who slept in the dorm rooms already cuz they didn't have a tent. They were such pussies. They didn't even come out of their rooms. Instead, looked through the caged window and asked us, "are you girls alright?" Oh Man...
Anyways, so that was the scariest moment I've ever encountered in Africa. Next time that I'm camping, I'm going to situate my tent so that i'm in the middle of a circle of tents.
So this week has been a total write-off. I went away to Swaziland last weekend but didn't get home until monday midday because... well we wanted to stay an extra day there. I think with the combination of PMSing, lazy employees, and my Germans leaving me, I accomplished absolutely nothing at work. Oh well... there's always next week.
So far, I've had at least 2 people tell me my ass is growing into a beautiful black woman's ass. Hopefully it'll go down to normal size by the time I get home.
I bought TONS of things in beautiful Swaziland and spent way too much money. Sorry guys, didn't buy anything for you guys yet but i'll keep on searching =).
Oh I totally forgot about my scary night in Swaziland. Anne and I were sleeping in a tent in the camping ground of the backpacker's hostel one night, and I was woken up by the sound of, what I thought was, a thunderstorm. Instead, it was a man trying to unzip my tent's doorway! He tried to open it ever so slowly... click... click... click... and I saw his knees and hand. I yelped like a mofo, closed the zipper shut and tried to listen for the man. I woke Anne up and she totally didn't believe me and told me to go back to sleep, until we BOTH heard him behind our tent! Luckily, before we went to bed I met the security guard, Patrus. He told me to call out his name if I see someone that is not him... (When he said this i thought, how am i gonna tell if it's him or not in the dark?!?!) So anyways, I called out his name, again like a MOFO, and he came to my rescue. He ran after the guy and beat him with his stick to a pulp!
PHEW!!! what a nite! After that, we were put in a dorm room with a lock. There were two boys with us who slept in the dorm rooms already cuz they didn't have a tent. They were such pussies. They didn't even come out of their rooms. Instead, looked through the caged window and asked us, "are you girls alright?" Oh Man...
Anyways, so that was the scariest moment I've ever encountered in Africa. Next time that I'm camping, I'm going to situate my tent so that i'm in the middle of a circle of tents.
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